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Special Shampoo File

 

Bankruptcy is serious business, but all work and no play . . . Well, you know what that makes.

 

Here is some of the best of the funny side of what we do.

What Value is a VCR?

 

A hypothetical Motion we would like to file with the court that will bankrupt the VCR so it can join its corporate counterpart, Blockbuster, in having no value.  Push Play to Find Out More. 

I'm Not Quite Dead Yet

 

Unlike the VCR Motion, our office filed a real life Motion the Utah Bankruptcy Court to declare our client alive after the three credit bureaus decided to declare him dead.  After taking testimony, I'm pleased to say the Judge ruled in our client's favor.

 

 

Languages

 

English

Skills

 

Yes, we have skills.

 

  • One particular skill was transforming a web page designed for a resume into our Special Shampooo File.

  • Our office manager, Dave, ia an Internet Meme.  

  • Wendy will act like your bankruptcy mother and makes sure you do everything you are supposed to do.

  • We can file affidavits in verse, if necessary.  

What Is In A Name?

 

You run across some interesting names in the Utah Bankruptcy Court's dockets.

 

08-28486 Woody Volcano Viagra 
Case type: bk Chapter: 7 Asset: No Vol: v Judge: R. Kimball Mosier 
Date filed: 12/02/2008 Date of last filing: 03/05/2009 
Debtor discharged: 03/03/2009 
Date terminated: 03/03/2009 

 

01-26503 Michael D. Hunt 
Case type: bk Chapter: 7 Asset: No Vol: v Judge: Glen E. Clark 
Date filed: 05/03/2001 Date of last filing: 08/30/2001 Date discharged: 08/30/2001 
Date terminated: 08/30/2001 

 

98-28168 Paul Elvin Beaver and Iona Ellsworth-Beaver 
Case type: bk Chapter: 7 Asset: No Vol: v Judge: Judith A. Boulden 
Date filed: 08/03/1998 Date of last filing: 12/16/1998 Date discharged: 11/16/1998 
Date terminated: 12/16/1998 

 

 

Your Health Insurance Company Wishes You Good Health

When over 50% of your clients come in to your office because of health care issues that aren't covered by insurance, you feel ambivalent when your health insurance carrier sends you this on its pre-printed Christmas Card:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Things People Leave Us

We collect a lot of documents in our practice.  Occasionally we are left with the odd document.  Here are a few of our favorites:

 

 

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